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We talked about old times And it made me smile because you didn't forget
Roy Chong 30th May 1985 roy_cmh@yahoo.com.sg
CE Christalle Esther Gin Jeslyn John Kay Lincoln Lishan Peixuan Sky Trina
Thursday, June 30, 2005, 6:28 pm This entry is not the same as the usual entries... Its a hilarious entry about 2 hilarious things that i had come to know of!! 1. Nancy Lam You must be thinking who or what the fuck is Nancy Lam??!! Was at Wei Xiang's house yesterday... Then when i reach his house, his tv was tuned into channel 5.... And guess what's playing on the TV????? This cooking program called Nancy Lam : Seaside Special... I was like, wat the fuck and Wei Xiang ask me to watch it... And guess what i saw!!?? I SAW THIS!!!!!! She is Nancy Lam, the host of the cooking show!!! And she look like THAT!!! She is trying to look like Lydia Sum!! Her looks, her specs, the way she speaks, even the way she laugh, its all copyed from Lydia Sum!!! Damn Damn Damn!! In the show, she has this assistant, whom she said was her husband... His name is Ben.... But the thing is, Ben is more like a slave to Nancy then a husband... Ironically, Ben is a black man.... And i mean SUPER BLACK!!! I think if he walks out in the dark, u can only see him when he smile..... Ben was ordered a lot of times by Nancy to do things... She shouts at him and order him to do difficult chores while she does the easy ones... The way Ben talks is like as if he was being forced to say the things that he says.... There was once, while Nancy was frying some satong, she said she wanted to cook satong because Ben loves satong. Then she turns to Ben and ask him, "Isn't it??" Having no choice, Ben had to say, "Yes. I like to eat satong." Then she turns back to the TV and laugh like the way Lydia Sum laugh!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!??? Then her show is so STUPID!!! The one I watched is actually the last episode. Then she said that she wanted to do a seafood special on the last episode, because Ben loves to eat seafood. Then once again, she turned back and ask Ben, and once again, Ben said it in a way that is being forced to!!! The 1st dish she cook was some seaweed and cucumber... While cutting the cucumber, she said that most people cut cucumber straight... But she cuts its diagonally.... Then she say we must make use of out imagination, to cut it diagonally and not straight..... Its like so DIAOZ!!!! The word should be "CREATIVITY" and not "IMAGNINATION"!!!! If u are cutting cucumber with ur imagination, u will not be cutting it as u will be imagining that u are cutting it!!!! And guess what is the name of that dish??? Its called, "SEAWEED and CUCUMBER"!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!???? It's like calling ur persian cat, persian, or calling ur rabbit, rabbit.... And the worst thing is, she said that if u don't eat cucumber, then just serve it with seaweed.... And if u don't eat seaweed, just serve it with cucumber..... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! LIKE DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there's more stupid things that she did lor!!! Anyway, her food doesn't look that great either..... ~# Nancy Lam Comic #~ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. While watching Nancy Lam's show, Wei Xiang took a photo of her on the tv. And now, it had became our handphone wallpaper!!! Our handphone wallpaper!! A photo taken with Nancy Lam!!! And now its like, everytime we look at our phone, we wanna laugh!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! If u wanna know more about Nancy Lam, u can go to her offical website at http://www.nancylam.com 2. Sailor Moon Live Action After seeing the logo, u might be thinking, Sailor Moon, its an anime from quite long ago... Very true indeed.... Sailor Moon is an anime from quite long ago.... But then again..... What the fuck does Live Action means?? The answer is coming!!!! THESE ARE THE SAILOR SOLDIERS!!!!! HUMAN FORM!!!! Can't see clearly??? Here's another one!! OMG!!! Can u imagine!!?? Sailer Moon, acted by human!!!! Its super hilarious lor!!! Whenever i watched it, i wanna laugh!!! They look like some porn stars!!!! And when they fight, it shows their white underwear!!!! Their skirts are too freaking short!!! ITS SO FUNNY!!!! ~# Characters #~ Sawai Miyuu ~ Sailor Moon (Tsukino Usagi) Hama Chisaki ~ Sailor Mercury (Mizuno Ami) Kitagawa Keiko ~ Sailor Mars (Hino Rei) Azama Myuu ~ Sailor Jupiter (Kino Makoto) Komatsu Ayaka ~ Sailor Venus (Aino Minako) Luna & Artemis Shibue Jyoji ~ Tuxedo Kamen (Chiba Mamoru) They are really really really funny... And then the way that Sailor Moon speaks, its like trying to copy the anime!! ACT CUTE!!! Then about the 2 "cats", they are played by 2 very cute soft toys... Sometimes by computer animation also... Its really weird.... Dunno y people will film these stupid shows!!! Here's 2 photo taken on Monday.... When Dexter and me went orchard to walk walk and watch movie.... Dexter Me Friday, June 24, 2005, 9:03 pm let me blog about the past few days.... Watched 3 movies this week sia!! Monday went to watch Mr & Mrs Smith with Timothy and Jeslyn at Tiong Bahru Plaza... the movie was not bad... quite nice... action movie with a bit of hurmor in it.... worth the money..... Tuesday went to watch Intial D preview with Jeslyn, FREE!!! Jeslyn got the free entry pass from KBox for 2 people for its preview at shaw tower at beach road... WOW! It was damn bloody crowded lor!!! A lot of people queueing to enter the cinema... The thing is, we can't find the ending of the queue!!! The queue seems to be going in circles!!! Singaporeans are so kaisu!! We just anyhow stand and then join into the queue... But then, there were already a lot of people in front of us liao... So we have to sit in the 2nd row!! But not that bad lah... The movie was really nice!!! Not really talking about the story line, but the racing part was damn cool!!! Really nice to see the cars turning at bends etc... The movie is a Jay movie lor... The other actor/actress are all extra lor!!! Edison, Yu Wen Le, all extra one... Really must watch sia!! Recommended!! Wednesday went to watch Batman Begins with Dexter, Wei Xiang and Nick D... Hmm... About the movie... All i can say is... IT DOESN'T WORTH THE S$8 I PAID FOR!!! Its so damn boring at the beginning!!! Seriously, i slept for a while during the front part lor!!! then the bacl part, the fighting part, alrite only lor... not really very exiciting also.... The movie is so not for me lah... I wouldn't recommend it... Just now went over to Dexter's house to play mahjong.... Damn... Lost quite a lot of money sia!!! It just wasn't my luck today!!! Damn Video Ezy!!! Say will contact me about the job... In the end, never... DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 12:55 pm let me blog about wat happened the last few days... Sunday Went out with Jeslyn, Huiling and her friend Ronald.... We went to eat Kenny Rodgers at Suntec!! Yummy Yummy!! Damn nice!! Can't wait to start eating!! We eat and talk lots of crap... HAHA!!! As usual... The P.B.L gang!! Huiling's specs!! Do i look nice in this type of specs?? Huiling and Jeslyn After eating, we went to the fountain of wealth there to sit and talk talk... Then we play the singing game where we have to each sing songs which contains the word "LOVE".... Huiling and her friend Ronald Huiling and me... We stayed there until about 11pm... Then as we were going down and out, we found that the door was locked!! We are trapped in Fountain of Wealth!!! And the surronding of the place is fence up due to construction!!! No choice, so have to go over it.... SO DIAOZ!!! Tuesday Went watch Mr & Mrs Smith with Timothy and Jeslyn... It's a nice movie... Filled with action and a bit of hurmor inside... Nothing much lah... Just watch movie, then go home... Haha... Thursday, June 16, 2005, 3:34 pm damn..... its bad news AGAIN!!!!! I FAIL AGAIN!!! DAMN!!!! This time met up with a 魔鬼 examiner.... I think he don't like my face sia... Keep giving me demerit points.... diaoz..... its like everything went smoothly lor.... i don't remember making much mistakes.... then when go back... diaoz...... he say i never check my right side when i do vertical parking.... I DID!!!! He is blind!!! STUPID OLD MAN!!! then the other things that he say i did wrongly, the previous time, i also did ma... but then the previous examiner also never mark me down.... diao diao.... even my driving instructor also say that he very hard to pass one... haiz... really met with a 魔鬼 examiner... haiz...... next re-test should be around august.... have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!! sianzzzzz.... 9:22 am so early in the morning and i am here blogging.... in a few hours time, i am having my driving test.... really excited about it... more excited than nervous... the 1st time was really scared and nervous... this time round, really excited about it... have more confidence than the 1st time... hope everything will turn out fine..... GooD LucK to myself!!! Sunday, June 12, 2005, 7:38 pm wahahaha!!! so funny!! some people is just so funny!!! can't stop laughing... she can say that i am scare of ghost, when actually, she don't even dare to watch scarey scenes from horror movies like Shutter and House of Wax (her boyfriend have to cover her eyes FOR her).... and by the way, movies not even real!!! if movie already like that, see real ghost, hahaha!!! guess she would just pee in her pants.... she can say that i am afraid of worms, when actually, she is afraid of things that are not scarey.... everyone do have his/her fears, and fear of worms had been in me since young... don't ask me y, that's just the way it is... haha.... and guess wat she's afraid of??? Butterfly!!! Beautiful butterfly!!! I might be scare of it before it turns into a butterfly, but after it grows into one, its so beautiful!!! and she is afraid of such beautiful things!! still remembers that her boyfriend had to cover her when we went to the zoo into the enclosed area with butterfiles in it... haha!!!! and that's not all... she's afraid of lizards also... haha.... really fun to see people acting stupid.... so wat is her english is much better??? can it get her to be a princess?? haha!!! go be english teacher lor.... but wait... don't think MOE will accept her with her childish personality... so wat if my english is poor, which in fact, i admit, and i don't see y i should feel ashame about it.... and if siew hui wants to make that kind of conclusion about things, then that's her own decision... and for ur info, she only heard ur side of the story, which i believe includes A LOT of bad mouthing of us, and of cos, telling her of how poor thing urself and ur boyfriend is after the "DEVILISH" things we did to u, which of cos is after the "ANGELIC" things u and ur boyfriend did to me..... so much for ur theory of "Listening to both sides of the story"..... this really bothers me... i think u need professional help!!! cos u are farting too much and no shit is coming out!! that is, if ur ENGLISH is so called above average standard, u should know that it simply means all talk and no action..... That's called the "All Fart No Shit Syndrome" (AFNSS)!!! U can only come out with tons and tons of theories, but not acting them out!! O gosh!!! PLEASE, GET HELP NOW!!! haha.... can't wait to see more stupid things that stupid people can do.... Saturday, June 11, 2005, 8:44 pm lots of my friends had entered NS already... people like Rizlan, John, Ben etc... dunno how are they and how is it at tekong.... gonna ask them... haha.... anyway, wish them all the best ba... its gonna be my turn in like 3 months time... haha... dunno y, i think i had become a sadist.... a real freaking sadist... i LOVE to see people suffer!!! i am currently seeing someone suffering becos her boyfriend had entered NS too... suffering alone.... just want to say that, she brought on this loneliness herself..... if nothing had happened, she would still have jeslyn and me to talk to, to go out with.... but then, she had done a terrible thing, which cos her to be in this loneliness suffering..... is this retribution??? i really hope so.... anyway, just wanna express myself once again.... I AM DAMN HAPPY, AND FEEL DAMN SHOIK THAT SHE IS SUFFERING ALONE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! just now when i was about to sms to Jeslyn about how DELIGHTED i was, i accidentally sms to her!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!! Scare me?? Not at all!! I don't give a bloody, freaking damn!!! HAHA!!! she replied me that she just went out with a sucker and siew hui.... hmm... when she felt all lonely, she went to look for siew hui, the person that she once commented really BADLY about.... i still remember all the bad things she said behind her back... commenting about wat a wicked person she is.... humans are just so funny.... when they felt lonely becos someone left, they will go find those people that they had once forget about... even if he/she hates that person, he/she will still go find him/her.... so weird..... haha... and also, she replied me saying that she wasn't lonely at all.... haha.... that's fine with me.... if she was to self-console and make herself believe that she is not... hahaha!!!! 不要自己騙自己 lah.... WAHAHAHA!!!! wat a loser!!! LLLLLLLLLL act pityful...... wahaha!!!! PUI!!!! so naive..... as i had said, her mind is still YOUNG lah... still childish.... cannot really blame children lah... in fact, we should feel pity for them..... WAHAHAHAHA!!! anyway, that sms session was really enjoyable... i wasn't a bit pissed at the things she said about me at all!! HAHA!!! it was like seeing a small kid saying childlish things.... really fun, like playing game with small kid..... so entertaining.... and guess what!? after the entertainment, she must had told her love about it. and his love came smsing me, scolding me... haha... so childish!!! WAHAHAHA!!!! Come on. The government is feeding him to train to fight for the COUNTRY, not for GIRLFRIEND.... So late liao still sms.... Sleep lah!! P.S.: To protect the identity of the childish and naive loser, her name will not be disclose as it might cause her to commit suicide as she is already suffering... HAHA Thursday, June 09, 2005, 6:17 pm haven blog for a week liao... nothing much happened..... its more of slacking at home, driving lessons, and more slacking at home... went to Sentosa on Tuesday with Dexter, Wei Xiang, John and Deroose... We kind of gather together cos John is going into NS on Thursday... It was kind of fun, althought i am not really a beach person... haha... guess will blog more about it when i got the photos from Wei Xiang... bored........
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