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We talked about old times And it made me smile because you didn't forget
Roy Chong 30th May 1985 roy_cmh@yahoo.com.sg
CE Christalle Esther Gin Jeslyn John Kay Lincoln Lishan Peixuan Sky Trina
Thursday, June 30, 2005, 6:28 pm This entry is not the same as the usual entries... Its a hilarious entry about 2 hilarious things that i had come to know of!! 1. Nancy Lam You must be thinking who or what the fuck is Nancy Lam??!! Was at Wei Xiang's house yesterday... Then when i reach his house, his tv was tuned into channel 5.... And guess what's playing on the TV????? This cooking program called Nancy Lam : Seaside Special... I was like, wat the fuck and Wei Xiang ask me to watch it... And guess what i saw!!?? I SAW THIS!!!!!! She is Nancy Lam, the host of the cooking show!!! And she look like THAT!!! She is trying to look like Lydia Sum!! Her looks, her specs, the way she speaks, even the way she laugh, its all copyed from Lydia Sum!!! Damn Damn Damn!! In the show, she has this assistant, whom she said was her husband... His name is Ben.... But the thing is, Ben is more like a slave to Nancy then a husband... Ironically, Ben is a black man.... And i mean SUPER BLACK!!! I think if he walks out in the dark, u can only see him when he smile..... Ben was ordered a lot of times by Nancy to do things... She shouts at him and order him to do difficult chores while she does the easy ones... The way Ben talks is like as if he was being forced to say the things that he says.... There was once, while Nancy was frying some satong, she said she wanted to cook satong because Ben loves satong. Then she turns to Ben and ask him, "Isn't it??" Having no choice, Ben had to say, "Yes. I like to eat satong." Then she turns back to the TV and laugh like the way Lydia Sum laugh!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!??? Then her show is so STUPID!!! The one I watched is actually the last episode. Then she said that she wanted to do a seafood special on the last episode, because Ben loves to eat seafood. Then once again, she turned back and ask Ben, and once again, Ben said it in a way that is being forced to!!! The 1st dish she cook was some seaweed and cucumber... While cutting the cucumber, she said that most people cut cucumber straight... But she cuts its diagonally.... Then she say we must make use of out imagination, to cut it diagonally and not straight..... Its like so DIAOZ!!!! The word should be "CREATIVITY" and not "IMAGNINATION"!!!! If u are cutting cucumber with ur imagination, u will not be cutting it as u will be imagining that u are cutting it!!!! And guess what is the name of that dish??? Its called, "SEAWEED and CUCUMBER"!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!???? It's like calling ur persian cat, persian, or calling ur rabbit, rabbit.... And the worst thing is, she said that if u don't eat cucumber, then just serve it with seaweed.... And if u don't eat seaweed, just serve it with cucumber..... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! LIKE DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there's more stupid things that she did lor!!! Anyway, her food doesn't look that great either..... ~# Nancy Lam Comic #~ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. While watching Nancy Lam's show, Wei Xiang took a photo of her on the tv. And now, it had became our handphone wallpaper!!! Our handphone wallpaper!! A photo taken with Nancy Lam!!! And now its like, everytime we look at our phone, we wanna laugh!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! If u wanna know more about Nancy Lam, u can go to her offical website at http://www.nancylam.com 2. Sailor Moon Live Action After seeing the logo, u might be thinking, Sailor Moon, its an anime from quite long ago... Very true indeed.... Sailor Moon is an anime from quite long ago.... But then again..... What the fuck does Live Action means?? The answer is coming!!!! THESE ARE THE SAILOR SOLDIERS!!!!! HUMAN FORM!!!! Can't see clearly??? Here's another one!! OMG!!! Can u imagine!!?? Sailer Moon, acted by human!!!! Its super hilarious lor!!! Whenever i watched it, i wanna laugh!!! They look like some porn stars!!!! And when they fight, it shows their white underwear!!!! Their skirts are too freaking short!!! ITS SO FUNNY!!!! ~# Characters #~ Sawai Miyuu ~ Sailor Moon (Tsukino Usagi) Hama Chisaki ~ Sailor Mercury (Mizuno Ami) Kitagawa Keiko ~ Sailor Mars (Hino Rei) Azama Myuu ~ Sailor Jupiter (Kino Makoto) Komatsu Ayaka ~ Sailor Venus (Aino Minako) Luna & Artemis Shibue Jyoji ~ Tuxedo Kamen (Chiba Mamoru) They are really really really funny... And then the way that Sailor Moon speaks, its like trying to copy the anime!! ACT CUTE!!! Then about the 2 "cats", they are played by 2 very cute soft toys... Sometimes by computer animation also... Its really weird.... Dunno y people will film these stupid shows!!! Here's 2 photo taken on Monday.... When Dexter and me went orchard to walk walk and watch movie.... Dexter Me
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